I present the cleanest CRX I have ever seen in my life

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11/12/2014 at 17:48 • Filed to: None

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This 80-something year old lady pulled up to the dealership in this thing yesterday. I was in awe. It only had 70k on the clock and no damage to be seen (aside from the minor rust bubbles).

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DISCUSSION (20)


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > xxstich666xx
11/12/2014 at 17:52

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Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > xxstich666xx
11/12/2014 at 17:54

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Impossible.


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > xxstich666xx
11/12/2014 at 17:55

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Please tell me you waved money at her & tried to buy it. I would.


Kinja'd!!! xxstich666xx > For Sweden
11/12/2014 at 17:56

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She said she always gets offers especially in hispanic neighborhoods. I want this thing so bad.


Kinja'd!!! xxstich666xx > RallyWrench
11/12/2014 at 17:57

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Yep and to no avail. I offered the 6 grand in my account lol.


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > xxstich666xx
11/12/2014 at 17:58

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At least you tried. That one's a keeper.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > xxstich666xx
11/12/2014 at 17:59

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Are you Hispanic?


Kinja'd!!! BrownMiataDieselWagon > xxstich666xx
11/12/2014 at 17:59

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LAAAAAAWWWWD have mercy!! Is that a real Si (and stock)?!?!?!?!?!?!


Kinja'd!!! xxstich666xx > For Sweden
11/12/2014 at 18:14

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No but the area is partially. People were pulling in just to take pictures lol.


Kinja'd!!! xxstich666xx > BrownMiataDieselWagon
11/12/2014 at 18:15

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hahahah yeah


Kinja'd!!! BrownMiataDieselWagon > xxstich666xx
11/12/2014 at 18:18

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This is the ultimate unicorn. I just noticed the NY plates. Rust-free (!!!!) (mostly), low-miles, stock CRX Si in New York... write that old lady a blank check.


Kinja'd!!! xxstich666xx > xxstich666xx
11/12/2014 at 18:19

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Oh here's a local CL ad for a decent one that's mostly stock.

http://longisland.craigslist.org/cto/4753715141…


Kinja'd!!! xxstich666xx > BrownMiataDieselWagon
11/12/2014 at 18:22

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Yep. I nearly lost my shit when I saw it. She came in with her husband who pulled in a completely mint 1995 GMC Safari with, I shit you not, 20k on the odometer.


Kinja'd!!! BrownMiataDieselWagon > xxstich666xx
11/12/2014 at 18:42

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Wait a minute, looking at the mileage, could said CRX (and Safari) be 1-owner vehicles.....................................


Kinja'd!!! xxstich666xx > BrownMiataDieselWagon
11/12/2014 at 18:46

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Yep. They've had them since new.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > xxstich666xx
11/12/2014 at 18:47

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I'm guessing whoever makes an offer most likely wants a tuner mobile. Except us true car enthusiasts, Haha.


Kinja'd!!! BrownMiataDieselWagon > xxstich666xx
11/12/2014 at 18:50

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immediately change the title of this article to:

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Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > xxstich666xx
11/12/2014 at 19:33

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Give her your number and tell her that if she ever thinks about selling, call you first.

That's how Jay Leno rescues a lot of his more ordinary classics.


Kinja'd!!! vorspringing > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
11/12/2014 at 20:21

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I was going to post that exact gif. :D


Kinja'd!!! RickyD > xxstich666xx
11/15/2014 at 17:15

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THAT IS E39 MONEY RIGHT THERE BRO!
Do you even Bavaria?